Author: David Steinberg, IWA
Poet, Management & Administrative Expert
Where Oh Where Has My Accountability Team Gone?
Sung
to the tune of: Where Oh Where Has My Little Dog Gone?
(A long time ago in a Galaxy far
away, this actually did happen to me)
Where, Oh Where, Has My
Accountability Team Gone?
Where, oh where is my team?
I came to a meeting on
Friday.
Mark was my teammate that
day.
Where, Oh Where, Has My
Accountability Team Gone?
Where, oh where is my team?
I came to a meeting on
Monday.
Mark (again) was my teammate
that day.
Where, Oh Where, Has My
Accountability Team Gone?
Where, oh where is my team?
A meeting is scheduled
for Wednesday.
Who will be my teammates
that day?
Where, Oh Where, Has My
Accountability Team Gone?
Where, oh where is my team?
If my teammates don't do
what they say they will do
Then who can I be
accountable to?
Where, Oh Where, Has My
Accountability Team Gone?
Where, oh where is my team?
I guess that to me it has
been handed.
I now announce that I have
LANDED!
Where, Oh Where, Has My
Accountability Team Gone?
Where, oh where is my team?
I must be responsible to me,
again.
In June, I started with
Raymour & Flanigan!
Where, Oh Where, Has My
Accountability Team Gone?
Where, oh where is my team?
Inside, I am so excited
that I am just oozing.
But, I guess my
accountability team is snoozing.
Where, Oh Where, Is My
Accountability Team Gone?
Where, oh where is my team?
I hope you enjoyed hearing my song.
Hey! My partner was me all along.