Where Oh Where Has My Accountability Team Gone?

Author:  David Steinberg, IWA

              Poet, Management & Administrative Expert

Where Oh Where Has My Accountability Team Gone?

Sung to the tune of: Where Oh Where Has My Little Dog Gone?

(A long time ago in a Galaxy far away, this actually did happen to me)

Where, Oh Where, Has My Accountability Team Gone?

Where, oh where is my team?

I came to a meeting on Friday.

Mark was my teammate that day.

Where, Oh Where, Has My Accountability Team Gone?

Where, oh where is my team?

I came to a meeting on Monday.

Mark (again) was my teammate that day.

Where, Oh Where, Has My Accountability Team Gone?

Where, oh where is my team?

A meeting is scheduled for Wednesday.

Who will be my teammates that day?

Where, Oh Where, Has My Accountability Team Gone?

Where, oh where is my team?

If my teammates don't do what they say they will do

Then who can I be accountable to?

Where, Oh Where, Has My Accountability Team Gone?

Where, oh where is my team?

I guess that to me it has been handed.

I now announce that I have LANDED!

Where, Oh Where, Has My Accountability Team Gone?

Where, oh where is my team?

I must be responsible to me, again.

In June, I started with Raymour & Flanigan!

Where, Oh Where, Has My Accountability Team Gone?

Where, oh where is my team?

Inside, I am so excited that I am just oozing.

But, I guess my accountability team is snoozing.

Where, Oh Where, Is My Accountability Team Gone?

Where, oh where is my team?

I hope you enjoyed hearing my song.

Hey!  My partner was me all along.

                                 See you soon. Maybe. Perhaps. Perhaps not!